Day 61: Lloris makes for a Terrible Nurse!
- Samantha Knight
- Apr 4, 2022
- 2 min read
Updated: Apr 6, 2022
For the past few days I have progressively felt worse each day with symptoms such as a painfully sore throat, headache, body ache, fever and this morning the persistent cough gets added into the mix!
I have been ‘lateral flow testing’ every morning and evening for the passed 4 days but each and every time my result is negative.
So whether this is covid or just the common flu it has wiped me out enough today to ‘call it’ as a day in bed.
Of course my furry little friend gets to join me and gets out of all of his physio today to play nurse.

Although his version of playing nurse is to basically snooze away next to me.
You would have thought with me being so poorly on my sick bed that there would be a little role reversal going on. One could be fooled into assuming that Lloris would be on his best behaviour, to be kind to me… for just one day!
All of those assumptions would of course be wrong!
I drag myself out of bed to make a ‘lemsip‘ and despite the back door being open all day for him to go outside to the toilet as and when he pleases … I still find myself skidding over in a sticky trail of pee from the kitchen through into the utility.

The shock to my system of the skid whilst I’m already feeling a little dizzy and jaded was not appreciated, neither was the realisation as the sun shone through the window onto the glossy floor tiles, that Lloris has also taken it upon himself to walk it all around the house leaving little puppy dog pee paw prints in his wake.
I have no words… with barely enough strength to boil a kettle I am now forced to embark on a major floor clean operation!
Having told him off for his bad behaviour and directed him to stay outside whilst the flash floor cleaner comes out, you just wouldn’t expect him to then come back inside and straight away find a nice comfy spot to crouch for a poop!
What on earth is wrong with this dog?! It wasn’t his brain that was paralysed! he is aware of what he’s doing!!!
What a very thoughtless puppy dog I have! I thought I had raised him better.
When I no longer appear to have a ‘Lloris shadow’ I start to worry what mischief he is getting up to now… but I find he has read my mind…

“Yes Lloris, I agree, I think you should take yourself to your ‘Pig Hole’ under the stairs and reflect on your unkind behaviour today!”
He always does the right thing in the end;
Whilst bed ridden I thought I would research dogs getting covid.

Interestingly my research concludes to not put a mask on your pet, bath them in alcohol or smother them with hand sanitiser!
Have people actually been doing that?!?! Maybe I’m not quite as crazy a dog lady as others then!
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